military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the noobmug. by laukaykel November 19, 2018
Get the Noobmug. A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
Get the Sleep Noobmug. in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face
1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane
by babykilla June 11, 2009
Get the noob slicemug. 
