The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Hamster washing machinemug. Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)
by Harm211 May 14, 2018
Get the Mac Machinemug. Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022
Get the Glornops the Nightmare Machinemug. When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
Get the Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machinemug. by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025
Get the The Goon Machinemug. Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
Get the amish slot machinemug. by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023
Get the Machine Gunmug.