Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 9, 2015

Meme machine

A person who needs memes to survive

Filthy frank needs a meme machine to survive because without memes he will die

by Joe_mama_666999 April 19, 2022