Wet knuckles

when a man or a woman is sitting on the toilet and they start to finger there asshole and they dip there knuckles in the toilet bowl water

"what took so long in the bathroom?"
"I was about half a finger in and I had to stop"
"why? you get wet knuckles?"
"yea"

by ForeverFAB June 3, 2018

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.

by Freckz December 9, 2020

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024

Man's Knuckle

When a man shows his knuckles to other guys, he doesn't show them like a girl-he puts them into a weird fist like a real man does!

He shiwed everyone his Man's Knuckle.

by pa2edophile January 29, 2012

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping

my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!

by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021

Bare Knuckle Stinker

A person who is extremely unattractive, and would not touch with your "bare knuckles".

Jack - "Omg, look at the girl, she's ugly as"
Joe - "Yeah man, she's a bare knuckle stinker..."

by lvsickkkkk October 15, 2011