Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES)

When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.

When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).

by bigmack03 December 14, 2010

a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off

Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home

by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017

queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.

"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."

by Mansewer March 30, 2007

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024

beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007

Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019