by Insomnion October 4, 2022
Get the Ear Rapist mug.When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
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Get the Ear Bleeder mug.When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.
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Get the Sleepy Earful mug.ear cunnilingus (noun)
/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
by jagerdown February 11, 2025
Get the ear cunnilingus mug.When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...
I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol
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