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human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.
Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.
by Derpinson April 7, 2014
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.
by Sexydimma June 8, 2014
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Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
by thekatster007 June 8, 2014
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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