Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.

I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.

by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.

The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)

Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?

by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue March 6, 2011

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2013