PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.

She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 12, 2019

The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.

Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.

by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.

Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .

by Danndy89 June 28, 2019

A Ham And Cheddar

When you bust inside of a girl in the back of an Arbys on a Sunday afternoon.

I gave Nicole a Ham and Cheddar after church last week

by Kramer_KE April 25, 2021

Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019