When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
Get the Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!mug. by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020
Get the National give Ryan your social security number daymug. November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!
“Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”
“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”
“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”
by National days for all November 28, 2020
Get the National give your girl best friend a hoodie daymug. Guy: gives hoodie
Girl: Thank you! I'll give it back soon
Guy: np it's National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th
Girl: Thank you! I'll give it back soon
Guy: np it's National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th
by Rat bastards September 24, 2019
Get the National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30thmug. Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
Get the When life gives you assholes...you make lemonademug. Quote from the film Poetic Justice
Tupac Shakurs version from the famous movie quote from the film Gone with the wind
Tupac Shakurs version from the famous movie quote from the film Gone with the wind
Janet Jackson- They still gon' fuck you up!
Tupac- STFU and get your ass in the car
Regina King- Chicago! Tell Lucky to stop fighting with Justice
2Pac- Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck
Tupac- STFU and get your ass in the car
Regina King- Chicago! Tell Lucky to stop fighting with Justice
2Pac- Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck
by Big Brawler April 18, 2017
Get the frankly my dear i don't give a fuckmug. bob: Hey Lisa I got you a mug!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
by LetMeMakeYourDay April 13, 2022
Get the National Give your significant other a mug daymug.