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chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.
"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."
by Zacharoth September 20, 2006
mugGet the chode eating chimaeramug.

I Eat Babies

A term used the same way that "I own u" is used in gaming. Could also be said:
I eat your babies, I ate your babies.
Justin and Zac were battling Dalton and Brandon. Zac and Justin win. Zac says "I eat babies!!!" Dalton and Justin say "lolwut."
by Ziiiiizizizi January 20, 2009
mugGet the I Eat Babiesmug.

monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.
person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!
by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009
mugGet the monkey eating yogurtmug.

eat my asshole

The means to eat one asshole.
Or can be used in the sense that a friend i being a complete fuck ass.
Or a term that is used as a comeback
man she can eat my asshole.
Hey eat my asshole fag
by Benx May 20, 2008
mugGet the eat my assholemug.

Eat My Beef!

The statement which comes before or during sexual interactions between a white male and Hindu woman
Under my Hindu girlfriend’s parents bed I screamed, ‘Eat My Beef!’ Just as I came into her, alarming her parents while they were having sex above us.
by Jizatron April 21, 2019
mugGet the Eat My Beef!mug.

Eat the back out

Eating the back out is similar to rimming except it is usually differentiated by the vigor with which one carries out the eating. Usually involves eating both the woman’s badger and anus completely out.
In order to let Norman Eat the back out last night she had to assume the position of English pointer and he ate the back out with an ice cream spoon.
by Oldbuzz February 15, 2020
mugGet the Eat the back outmug.

Eat it like a horsey

When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.
Moly:You want some of this pizza?
Gresson: Yes!!!!
Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY
by Poop Master General October 19, 2012
mugGet the Eat it like a horseymug.

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