by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 9, 2020

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022

Something Jake Paul does not do after throwing water balloons at Dillon Danis because he is doing a “drive-by”.
Why doesn’t Jake Paul do a Drive Stay?
Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.
Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.
by ConorfightJake December 15, 2020

Person 1: why the crap did you just do a drive by.
Person 2: because I can and you gotta admit that was funny.
Person 2: because I can and you gotta admit that was funny.
by Farting January 1, 2021

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .
Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno
Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno
Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat
Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck
Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck
by CHedderCheze December 19, 2018

hey ladies !! october 23 is national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day ;))) go out there and do your thing :p
girl: omg it’s national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day!
friend: you should kiss a kevin nguyen :0
friend: you should kiss a kevin nguyen :0
by animeluvr69 October 22, 2019
