Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

in the boat

If someone pisses you off so much, that you never want to speak or associate with that person ever again.
Life sentence

If I find out he's done that, then that's it, he's in the boat.

by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017

boat gassed

To be super drunk.

Todd wants to get as boat gassed drunk as that Indian siphoning gas out of his boat parked on the dock.

by Reginasask September 2, 2021

Boat strikes

Yeah those are weird, aren't they?

Hym "What is up with all the boat strikes? I don't see the point of those but I guess I don't really need to."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017