Noun: alternative and superior term for "bird". However, a baerd is not merely a bird but represents the epitome of avian excellence. This term suggests an entity that embodies all the exceptional qualities of birds. Derived from the viral King Shark scene in movie Suicide Squad 2.
Verb: to be "baerded" is to be caught by surprise by the King Shark scene in Suicide Squad 2 with no way of escape. May cause extreme shock, rage, enlightenment, and/or heart attack, depending on the victim's worth.
Verb: to be "baerded" is to be caught by surprise by the King Shark scene in Suicide Squad 2 with no way of escape. May cause extreme shock, rage, enlightenment, and/or heart attack, depending on the victim's worth.
Noun: the baerd, with it's advanced adaptations and intricate behaviours, represents the pinnacle of avian evolution.
Verb:
"What was that sound?"
"You just got baerded bro. You're one of us now."
Verb:
"What was that sound?"
"You just got baerded bro. You're one of us now."
by bAeRd August 14, 2024
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Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
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Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
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Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
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