Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- no quit being a max

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

bms to the max no ruby

when someone is annoying you, you say this

Your bms to the max no ruby.

by brandon2flee3 definitions May 23, 2019

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019

Max

Max is someone who likes to pee in his diaper and smells like a trash bag. He's a very ugly homeless and has no life. He will most like date a girl named Ruby and will fail in school.

Ew look it's ugly Max coming.

by Jdkdfkfbdjdjdxb May 28, 2019

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019