joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

pulling a Joe

When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.

Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.

by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011

Joe daly

Not going to school for a very long time

"You coming in tomorrow" "na I'm going to do a joe daly"

by Do you want to fight me March 3, 2014

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.

Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys

hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕

by lily-ella October 15, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.

I had a sloppy Joe last night.

by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018