Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES

Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.

by dorointhedude June 21, 2020

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

Up in the works

I don’t know ask Sean Hayes

Sean and he up in the works

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022

Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job

Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn

by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021

Work

Tasks or duties that someone performs in exchange for compensation or to contribute to society. It may involve the use of physical or cognitive abilities, such as manual labor, creative or analytical thinking, or problem-solving skills.

Your dedication and hard work paid off when you received a promotion at your job.

by Noonebuteveryone May 8, 2023

Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 30, 2011

work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023