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Short

Person: hey short

Mark: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
by BIGRED1234 April 7, 2022
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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
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the smol and short jelly

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary
by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022
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Short

Having a lack of sleep; as your spine elongates as you sleep, reversing the effects of gravity on your spine.
If you don't sleep enough your spine will have less time to stretch out and be more compressed when you wake up then if you slept a full length
"ya man I showed up short to that exam"
by Edward Shakespeare May 23, 2022
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Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018
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Short Feather

Wow, she's such a short feather
by superchill12345 April 8, 2023
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short

short.
by tsubakielaic May 24, 2022
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