The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
Get the Bath & Body Worksmug. Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
by Tjempo July 16, 2020
Get the Working on Update'smug. Business or actions conducted in a generally loathsome, disagreeable, unfortunate, or otherwise unsavory manner.
Yn1: “aye bro, you really take ole girl tennis bracelet after dicking her down?”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
by brobro 😭 February 3, 2025
Get the Nasty Workmug. Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
Get the We don’t work a jobmug. Similar to the slang Nasty work an expressive term to describe people's awful behaviors in society today whether it be the news,friends actions, low down filthy tv etc.
Aye man, have you seen the rap beef between kendrick lamar and drake?
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical "work"
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical "work"
by Angry mom45 June 26, 2024
Get the diabolical "work"mug. "Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
Get the working like a dogmug. 
Get the Bath and Body Worksmug.