Westphalia Twat Waffle

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017

Light blue waffles

When you cum with 3 other men onto a chick with with blue waffles

Wanna go fuck Mary, we'll go with Will Smith and give her light blue waffles

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

rofl waffles

a company formed by 3 students at hamburg high school.Shane,Mike,and Vinny.

I ate so many rofl waffles I vomited worse than the time i drank that bottle of ipacac.

by SMVco. December 16, 2008

Blue Waffles

What your mother currently has

Your mother has blue waffles

by Kadeninapa May 31, 2016

Eggo Waffles Drunk

On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.

Keli: How do you feel now?

Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.

Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)

by jack123abc4 January 11, 2011