Universalistic Sun Worship 

A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.

"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."

"You mean athelism?"

"Yeah dude"

Universalistic Sun Worship by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009

university of washington 

The biggest gathering of assholes, fags, and gay rich kids in the entire Pac-10, with no close second. Noted for its dangerous campus, frat rapes, terrible athletics, snobby ugly kids, and not having a college experience. Rumors of a strong academic program are misguided, the only strong academic programs at the UW are graduate programs, UW would not waste any of their time with undergrads.

The University of Washington is located in seattle washington, and is hated 2nd most of all pac 10 schools, despite trying all it can to recruit dumbasses, no wonder brad went there!

university of washington by OreDucks March 16, 2008

York University. 

Also, Dork University.
1. Continuation of public high-school.
2. Place where any fucking retard to attempt getting a useless education in 'psychology'. -The degree for wiping asses.

I going to getting smrter frum York Unimverrsity

York University. by Zacharoo March 25, 2003

Minnesota State University, Mankato 

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!

Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.

Minnesota State University, Mankato by watermelawn March 21, 2017

Langston University 

A crunk ass University located in Langston, Oklahoma. School colors are orange and blue, and the mascot is the lion. Nicknamed L.U. or the LU. And its also a historically black college, also known as an HBCU.

"When I get in college i`m going to Langston University cuz they the crunkest, and has the best band.

Langston University by Dat Nigga Ryan August 2, 2003

Monmouth University 

Monmouth University is Brookdale for the ashamed/stupid/rich. There are absolutely no requirements to get in because the school sucks. It's in the middle of the whitest/richest county in NJ, and it breeds rich underachievers.

Yea, her parents were too ashamed to send her to Brookdale, so she went to Monmouth instead.

Monmouth University by Britt C May 25, 2005

University of Waterloo

The M.I.T of the Great White North.

University of Waterloo is one of the top ten research universities in Canada.

University of Waterloo by UWAdmirer August 6, 2003