Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

two pretty bestfriends

something that doesn’t exist

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021

Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.

Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know

by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021

between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.

by Shine828 July 6, 2022