Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

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girl trade

it’s like trade, but just a girl who is really pretty, crazy, sexy & hot. a girl trade doesnt have to be lesbian or butch but its a bonus

“omg look i see girl trade over there”

“you’re literally girl trade”

“i wish i had girl trade with me”

by realgirltrade August 3, 2025

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dl trade

a man who is publicly straight, but is privately gay/bi. usually because they can't/don't want to come out due to fear.

i banged that dl trade fwb. he was dangerously tight.

by limelipslover August 12, 2025

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Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...

Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

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Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected

12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”

by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025

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dl trade

A “DL trade” is a homosexual male, that presents himself as a very masculine straight guy (trade). He’s gay, but keeps it on the down low (dl). He usually keeps his relationships with other men hidden.

— “Look at that fine ass guy! You think hes gay?”
“Ho that man is a dl trade, steer clear.”

— “My man my man my man, I wanna take him to the alter.”
“He’d have to come out first bitch!”

by wastingsomuchtime September 30, 2025

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