A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pushermug. by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020
Get the Driving the busmug. When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.
by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023
Get the Bus bangermug. An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.
To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.
by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021
Get the Whole bus full of nunsmug. by Kmach16 August 11, 2017
Get the short busmug. by yumyumilovepudding August 1, 2010
Get the pussy busmug. When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).
person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”
by kikifafiki October 20, 2020
Get the bus datemug.