Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

paper airplane

a teachers worst nightmare.

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.

by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023

paper smooth

When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth

Wow I just shaved my legs and they are paper smooth and then I smoked a joint that was similiar!!

by King_Of_Random March 12, 2024

Getting paper

When someone is getting lots of money.

Getting paper somewhere

by Aloboxandy February 20, 2017

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020