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tard muff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff
by It.me February 17, 2024
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Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.
Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"
by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018
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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
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e-tard

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard
by ThaCeo April 10, 2009
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Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.
(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.
by uhurmom February 6, 2024
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Lib-Tard

The word libtard is intended to insult someone by linking the person’s liberal political views and their expression to an intellectual or developmental disability: as the etymology indicates, the last part of this compound comes from retard, a profoundly demeaning term for a person with such a disability. Reliance on the disparagement of people with disabilities makes libtard, and its much less frequent companion insult conservatard, doubly offensive.
My friend Tammy who is a secretary is a Lib-Tard, she’s a liberal.
by JohnnyCockryn June 9, 2025
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Urie Tarded

A way of insulting someone by tricking them into asking about someone called Urie. Sounds like you're retarded. Similar to Joe Mama.
Person 1: Hey do you know Urie?
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*
by Urie Mama September 14, 2021
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