Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

poop smith

one who's job includes working with poop

stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet

by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007

Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

by the official poop giver April 22, 2009

street poop

The end result of Indian food.

"In India, baby curry hopes to one day grow up to be street poop."

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

EXPLODE-A-POOP

Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.

Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.

by LBPGH April 7, 2008

coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017

Rainbow Poop

When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.

"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015