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Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...
Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte
by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009
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Hatred Bus

A game in which the players attempt to slaughter each other whenever one of them spots a bus, similar to "Slug Bug".
Craig: Do you see one yet?
Cristoph: Not yet-..wait, HATRED BUS!
*onslaught ensues.*
by Psych009 December 9, 2008
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Bus Driver

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
by JCroce October 22, 2008
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Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.
Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013
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get off my bus

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"
by tm64 March 3, 2014
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we're all bozos on this bus

from the eponymous Firesign Theater comedy album
Dude, we're all bozos on this bus bozo
by Spotcheck Billy June 2, 2014
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bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.
"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"
by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014
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