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Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.
"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."
by Goon the troll June 5, 2023
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Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.
Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.
by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025
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Fundamental Paper Education

A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.

It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
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Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
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