cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.

dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."

by jaudrey February 19, 2009

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011

Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011

tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

Wee-tard

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.

You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.

by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019