A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.
Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
by Leoheart December 12, 2010

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
by AngelMekk April 13, 2019

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

by warpollo July 17, 2011

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
by dulce br June 24, 2009

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007
