the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 06, 2024

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 07, 2018

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Rodney Magic

A flukey soccer goal scored by a player who rarely scores.

That goal was pure Rodney Magic!

by Abacus871 April 10, 2022