25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

fruit loops

the answer to everything. tyatata

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fruit loops are gay#$#%%#

by hal0fan May 10, 2022

Booty fruit

Another term for hemorrhoids.

I was with this guy last night he had the most juicy booty fruit. I sucked on them all night

by Friends of Dorothy January 12, 2023

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

Fruit Basket

When a gentleman tucks his dick, balls and nut-sack between his legs and gives you the full-moon...with a little extra!! !!!^_-!!! Not only do you get his peach-fuzzy checks but, also, with his dick, balls and nut-sack hanging out the under-side like an over-flowing basket...banana, assorted nuts, and the basket making attempts at trying to hold it all. !!!^_^!!!

"The least I could do is give you a fruit basket, if, you are going to pick "my fruit." !!!€_€!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder January 25, 2024

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011