sock a bitch

When you wanna beat someones ass for throwing shade, but you have no viable weapon. So you use the sock from your own foot to kick their ass.

Person 1- "Hey, Person 3 has been saying shit behind your back."
Person 2- "Wait, the fuck? I'll sock a bitch."

by NotSnowXD December 21, 2017

Sock Slug

To Take the base of your used condom between your thumb and your forefinger before slapping someone across the face with it. The condom should then stick to the victims face for a couple of seconds before dropping and hopefully spilling cold spunk down the victims face and body,

'That fucking whore made be blow by beans too quickly but I showed her! I pulled out, ripped the jonny off and sock slugged the fat slut!'

by davetothegrind January 31, 2009

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009

date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

by Brandon Wisely January 21, 2015

Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

by KingRolo November 5, 2010

Keep it in the sock

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.

Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me

by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017