sausage dog

short fat ugly smokers that smell of fanny fish and waddle.

kirsty brookes is aka sausage dog...fat :)

by boogy bum August 5, 2008

Sausage & Vagtable Pizza

When a male and female have sex on a pizza and then eat it (perferably w/ the toppings sausage and vegtables.)

Marissa and Mike had a sausage & vagtable pizza last night.

by Michael 2 January 1, 2008

donkey sausage

when the bull of the clan masturbates furiously, to the sound of a very large horses hoof

my god father, i thought i heard a donkey sausage.....

by Patrick Duffy August 12, 2006

Mexican Sausage

A brown penis that will get you sick upon digestion. Although it has similar symptoms to Montezuma's Revenge, this is different because it can cause AIDS and take your job.

I was working at the corner until that guy with Mexican Sausage stole my hoes.

by Sediss Nutes October 13, 2008

sausagefest

When a group of male people hangout together.

It is for the reason that:

a.) They are a bunch of nerds who couldn't get a girl.

b.) Group of fags that doesn't want to hangout with girls.

Bob: Hey Johnny, wanna come chill at the mall today?

Johnny: Cool who's with you?

Bob: Ugh, lets see, Jack, Mike, Andrew, Stephen, Jonathan, Michael, Alex, Philip, Mark, Carl, Steve, Danny, Patrick.

Johnny: No thanks, I don't wanna join your sausagefest.

by BackwardSock September 25, 2008

cold sausage

When a blokes piece of meat gets all wrinkled hes a horny OAP

All horny old men

by british beauty May 26, 2004

Puget Sound Sausage

A vile sexual act in the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Alabama Hot Pocket. To properly perform a Puget Sound Sausage, the male must excrete a good deal of liquid diarrhea into the toilet while his partner is unaware. Once the water is good and brown, the male dips his phallus into the diarrhea/toilet water mixture, then runs outside and sticks his member into his partner's mouth before he/she realizes the penis is covered in diarrhea.

"I straight up gave that slut a Puget Sound Sausage last night, son!"

by Fatterrific January 1, 2009