sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.

I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.

by Salty seconds July 11, 2022

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

The SAD

the male version of WAP

Strong. Ass. Dick

Created by Court and Zara

damn he got the SAD

by phantomandghost July 18, 2022

Sad sally

A person who is sad, but calling them a name that starts with the same letter. Similar to a Debbie downer or a nice Nancy.

She is being a real sad sally today.

by Cirquewitch July 23, 2022

crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

by Just-another-average-rando July 24, 2022

no friends #sad

no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO

umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh

by heisish June 7, 2022