straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.

You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO

by Lil'paw September 12, 2018

Super straight

With Victor in mind, it means super gay and into men

Victor is super straight! That means he’s into guys

by Ethnius March 15, 2023

super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.

Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist

by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021

Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs

"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded

by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022