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Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.
We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry
by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012
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Smash Headlights

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.
Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.
by wade1485 July 27, 2012
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smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with
stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie
by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013
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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012
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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 15, 2011
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