bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world

After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.

Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.

by mattador80 June 2, 2016

Rice

To describe someone who's right/correct.

Diana: Starbucks is so overated.
Maria: You're so rice!!!

by akshayeaahh November 9, 2023

Rice

What Jackson Wang ate to become so hot

Jackson Wang: So a fan asked me what did you eat to become so hot so I was like, "Rice".

by sujark December 18, 2020

Bag of Rice

Plain and simple, vanilla, basic or; not original

The chick damo fucked is a bag of rice, has the personality of one too.

by Trainssoundfunny June 11, 2022

rice

If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.

someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do

by a dude named steve January 31, 2020