the man on the moon

what to say to "who knows"

"Who is meant to know? the man on the moon???"

by idk what is my name? June 3, 2021

a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.

A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight

by PH Basher June 11, 2024

Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022

Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.

“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising

by Salade Harry July 31, 2020

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

Ultra-moon

The act of a full-front 'moon' instead of a regular moon of a persons buttocks.

Tyler decided that a moon wasn't enough, he needed to go full Ultra-moon and show his penis and balls instead of his butt.

by Californiaboy73 September 17, 2020

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020