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My husband

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)
by uffdausernamesarehard May 21, 2019
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my boys

I liked it when your mother licked my boys!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason
My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat
by LargeExtent April 12, 2022
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live my life on my sleeve

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.
You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!
by K_K_B April 12, 2017
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MY TURN!

N. When walking with friends, and having a soda or drink in your hand, you say "my turn" and throw it up in the air, in hoping that it will land on someone.
I threw the Dr. Pepper up in the air while screaming "MY TURN", and landed directly on mike. He took a shower in Dr. Pepper ;-)
by Bobby November 28, 2003
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T my A

1. Tickle my armpit
2. Tickle my asshole
1. Alex told me, "T my A" so she would feel better.
2. Alex told me, "T my A" because it turns her on.
by smyd222 March 24, 2009
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