Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

smash

Hit, crush, repeat

smash is effective on short people

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023

Smash

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

-Oh so he just wanted to smash?
-Yeah, I thought he didn't just want that.

by FMRNPA July 3, 2022

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

Smash dro

The act of playing smash bros and smoking dro all in one

Hey man wanna play some smash

Hell yeah man lets smoke a blunt while we doin it so we can smash dro

by That1jerrythats76 December 2, 2018

smash

when one says smash they are referring to how they would like to fuck said person

'smash' celine yellled

by iamtAyZZ November 25, 2022