old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

by Ji2m October 10, 2015

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018

old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Old timey BOI

A person who reflects on the past by constantly listening to 1930's music and binge watching "I love Lucy" in their freetime.

My friend is nothing but an Old timey Boi

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

cooky old bird

A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.

What a cooky old bird.

by Reginald P. Peabody February 24, 2011

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013