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nice kawk

a phrase used to show someones importance to society. the kawk of someone is their personality and the reason they exist. its also their genitalia. anyone can have a nice or mediocre kawk, but to have a bad kawk means you should be excluded from everything
nice kawk my dude, the girth and length are perfect. you could work on the texture though.
by potatoe_boy November 25, 2020
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nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way
YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard
by karazan145 December 18, 2021
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
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Nice-Nice

Nice-Nice is the slang term, or alternative phrase, for when one person traces their fingertips along the most sensitive body parts of another.

In order for the activity to be considered officially nice-nice, the touching act needs to last for a period of at least a few minutes or more.

This is usually to create shivers and goosebumps of pleasure for the receiver. It is best received over extended periods of intimacy and relaxation.

Nice-nice is by definition - a feeling so very nice, that it is actually nice twice.
My partner and I watched a movie, and he gave me nice-nice along my back and neck, the entire time!
by Ticklechambers March 2, 2023
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nice big clap

by Debskelly1985 April 8, 2023
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Nice beardcell

The type of person who says that people from the lgbt+ community are groomers,pedos and sex offenders,while they themselves want to fuck kids,steal little girl's clothing and act creepy towards girls

In general terms,an unhinged person who projects themselves to others,especially their shifty parts of themselves and taking credit for the bare minimum,and whining about why the world doesn't resolve around him.
The name "nice beardcell" derives from another 3 types of people:incels,neckbeard and nice guys.All of them are creepy and sexists to am extent,some are moderately sexist and creepy,others are creeping and being sexists of the charts

Jonh:these doodoo people want to beat foids!

Markella:*moves away from him*

Jonh:*stalks her,to the point of murdering Markella*
A cop Mr.Zholtz,you're a convicted necrophilic murderer
Jonh:No I'm not.poo animals are
Cop:Mr.Zholtz,you're not allowed to throw away the blame on others,nor to be a hateful douchebaggy dickheaded shitheading jackass

Jonh:b-
*the cop sents him to jail*
by 4tg June 19, 2022
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