Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

by cosmic user January 23, 2020

Harvest Moon festival

When a power top has sex with as many different asses as possible.

William was on a Harvest Moon festival last night, he was pounding ass all night long.

by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021

Toxic Moon

To show ones ass and throw grapes into the butthole.
Also to be used in conjunction when sticking ones schlong into the butthole and having someone fart.

I was banging away on her, when she gave me the TOXIC MOON.

by Perlman May 5, 2011