Zen the moment

Elevate any moment or experience you're in, to a higher, invigorating state.

Stop and zen the moment.

by GM1789 October 8, 2016

Nietzsche Moment

When your shit is so fucked retarded that you feel lost.

Yo back off Frank, that nigga is having a Nietzsche Moment

by Dhruv6 October 24, 2016

Gaviscon moment

The act of one shooting their muck too early.

As Amanda began to undo Rodney's trousers he was unable to contain himself and suffered a gaviscon moment

by Bianca Deslop November 14, 2016

Heathrow moment

That time when you are part of a conversation and all of it is seen to be way above your head.

He looked up to take part in the conversation and realised he'd had a Heathrow moment.

by hengistrob December 26, 2015

shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

Woodshed Moment

Wood shed is an outbuilding where the firewood was kept back in the olden days. Usually there was room inside for a couple of seats (unsplit logs) to facilitate smokin' & jokin'. However, it was also a convenient and enclosed space to deliver an ass-whuppin' in relative private without disturbing the better-behaved children of the house. These days a "woodshed moment" is not limited to a beating, and can apply to disciplinary conferences in an employer/employee relationship.

"What the...Brad botched the meeting and cost us a client! When he gets in we're going to have a woodshed moment."

by ChickenThe Cat October 10, 2018

Bodak Moments

When you’re watching a sick vid and want to take a picture so you wait for that perfect moment and try to time the lag of the screenshot on your phone with the right timing of the video.

Dude 1: Aw.. This vid is sick. I wanna get a screenshot of the part where Ace Ventura is reborn by a Rhino.

Dude 2: Bodak Moments

by theperfectscreenshot November 10, 2018