My husband

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)

Tom Felton is my husband.

by uffdausernamesarehard May 21, 2019

my boys

My testicles

I liked it when your mother licked my boys!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

by LargeExtent April 12, 2022

live my life on my sleeve

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.

You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!

by K_K_B April 12, 2017

MY TURN!

N. When walking with friends, and having a soda or drink in your hand, you say "my turn" and throw it up in the air, in hoping that it will land on someone.

I threw the Dr. Pepper up in the air while screaming "MY TURN", and landed directly on mike. He took a shower in Dr. Pepper ;-)

by Bobby November 28, 2003

My self

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019