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Logan

Some kid that wears watermelon sketchers.

That one tall kid in your class sucking up to the teacher

That one kid that wears that one hat
That one kid that once wore that same Italian sweat shirt.......
That one kid that is taller then my house walls

That one kid that can draw but can't write for the life of him
That one kid that is called Pringles

That one kid that hit the drums to wake up that one girl

That one kid who has a a trombone and a trumpet combined in one

That one kid who leaves you on read no matter what situation your in

That one kid who says lol no matter what

That one kid who could be dying and his last word would be "lol"

Ohhh man to be that kid.....
person 1: Who's the kid with that watermelon, 1 dollar, Walmart puff candy sketchers and is really tall?

person 2: Must be that Logan Kid.......
person 1: I'm dying and he left me on read
person 2: Classic Logan
Person 1: HE RESPONDED AND SAID LOL
Person 2: (Lol)
by Handlecan'tbeblank. March 29, 2022
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Dirty Logan

When you just finished fun times and post-nut clarity reminds you that your brother/sister pissed you off, so you beat the ever-loving shit out of them with the towel
Post-nut clarity hit me like a truck, so I pulled a "Dirty Logan" and beat the shit out of my sibling with the towel I used when "doing it" because they stole my cookies.
by StevenHawkingsPitCrew August 3, 2024
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Logan

Logan is a smart,funny,kind, fun-loving guy who always knows what to say. He is shy at first but once he gets to know you, your hooked. He might be fun-loving but don't get on his bad side. You will regret it! Logan has beautiful eyes and great hair. He is popular with the girls. He has a great body image.
Is that Logan look at his eyes
by JimBob.com November 24, 2021
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Logan Splatz

He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!
Hahah!!! I love Logan Splatz!!

Larry: Yeah he piped my sister!!

Bob: Same!!

Jim: SAME!!
by Hello(xx)? April 30, 2024
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LOGANING

YO,HE'S *LOGANING* IT
by mfmfmfmfcoom May 28, 2025
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Logan

Logan is a motherfucking gigachad, and his penis outsizes his brain by a long shot. His penis would take up this whole page if he put it on the screen. Logan loves to talk about ships. He is a wannabe hockey player and he can save all the shots, because hes a goalie. Logan loves to fuck women in the ass, and they always ask for more, he gets so many bitches, he has to setup a schedule so they all get they're share of his buttfucking. He is a profesional hottie, and loves to finger womens pussies. Goodluck with Logan on being a Hockey player, but he can always be a stripper instead!
Logan is my dream man
by wildtigerunner3433243243254213 November 15, 2023
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Logan Phan

A bitch who most likely eats kimchi
OOH NO ITS LOGAN PHAN THE DOGS MUNCHER!!!
by Ptown November 20, 2023
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