Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.

Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?

by channelmanic May 21, 2020

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

Kylee

Kylee is a know it all who doesn’t allow anyone to tell her she’s wrong. The most annoying human to be around and has to tell you every irrelevant story to include herself in every conversation. Will interrupt everytime you speak

“Oh my god Kylee is interrupting again!”

by Kristi443 May 27, 2020

Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.

Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle

by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020

Kyle

drinks monster 4 times a day, never showers, always has a bag of haribo

"kyle is the definition of kyle" - Jen (SFE )

by ActuallyLynx July 16, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.

You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.

by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020