What you call your best friend
by johnson458 April 2, 2024
Get the Johnsonmug. An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019
Get the Gavin Johnsonmug. Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
by cassware October 28, 2023
Get the Johnsonmug. Slang for a large penis.
by anonymous March 15, 2024
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Get the Lavonte Johnsonmug. by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023
Get the bad Johnsonmug. Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
Get the Johnson fevermug.